Google sucks cu... oh 'succumbs' to Murdoch...

Thats right, as this horrific candid snap shot shows it is in fact true. The forced throat fucking of Google begins with some rather public dirty talk by Murdoch. This is then answered by some very steamy foreplay by the big fat pussywhipped old 'G'. Murdoch, feeling the tingle in his man'ting, recieves the txt from 'G' reading: 'cnt w8 4u 2 smashfk outame in pblc u cnt' and loudly invites his friends to the very public Bukkake party taking place not in some seedy little garage down the back of Johns Kebab Shat'ole but on lavish silken sheets for all the worlds media to pick sides. But who will be left with the smeg on their faces...

24? I'm just not sure...

As much as it pains me to say this - I really am not sure about the latest or indeed the last three installments of 24. I guess there's just only so may ludicrous twists and turns that I can take without having to say 'Oh for fucks sake!' and reach for the cheese flavoured shot gun and stick it in my mouth. I was willing to suspend disbelief for the sheer adrenaline value of the first 4 seasons, and Bauer storming the base to save Heller and his daughter (who Bauer was nailing oon the sly) to the cries of Erin Driscoll screaming "Don't do it Jack!" did give me a genuine semi, however four seasons later I'm really done with the sniper on the roof/whos the mole/torture til they talk roundahouse of weak plot elements the writers seem to think still pass as good plot. I actually didn't bother wathcing the last episode of season 7 because of the Gordon-Ramsay-screwdriver-through-kevlar-kill that demolished my already weakening Bauer shaped pillar of love I had for the franchise. After Jizzworthy HBO series like The Wire, Deadwood and Generation Kill, surely its time to put Bauer to bed? Abuse and death threats welcome...

Avatar "A horrible piece of shit"

Cameron points with a manly stern 'fuck-off' on his face as Worthington stares wide eyed (and probably has a bit of turd in his pants too). Thats because just off camera, the Budget and the Hype are double teaming the set, the crew and well, pretty much Avatar in its entirety. And with this incredible eyewitness 'review' from Gawker its once again clear that the sheer scale of numbers involved in blockbuster films coupled with ridiculous hype means these films could never measure up to the legend they have already painted firmly into your little mushy grey cells.

Google Social Search

Started seeing Google social results in the serp today, even if these were slightly...odd...seemed to be pulling mainly Gmail contacts even thoguh I'd added my twitter profile very strange.

Considering such a huge wad of my recent tweets (as with most geek males) have been based around the epic Modern Warfare 2 I was suprised to see none of these tweets picked up in the social results...

Mmmm...

Murdoch: FAIL...?

As much as I thought this was an instantaneous fail by the mighty ink/paper dino, it seems an early thought on what his next steps might be could actually become the reality.

Yes it does look like he is squeezing an invisible gorillas tit (much like Brown likes to cup invisible gorillas balls) however, he is infact in the midsts of a would be lethal 'Murdoch Heart Wrencher' which he is putting down on Google (who is stood just out of shot). Time will tell and a multitude of horrific posts will follow no doubt.