Google sucks cu... oh 'succumbs' to Murdoch...

Thats right, as this horrific candid snap shot shows it is in fact true. The forced throat fucking of Google begins with some rather public dirty talk by Murdoch. This is then answered by some very steamy foreplay by the big fat pussywhipped old 'G'. Murdoch, feeling the tingle in his man'ting, recieves the txt from 'G' reading: 'cnt w8 4u 2 smashfk outame in pblc u cnt' and loudly invites his friends to the very public Bukkake party taking place not in some seedy little garage down the back of Johns Kebab Shat'ole but on lavish silken sheets for all the worlds media to pick sides. But who will be left with the smeg on their faces...

24? I'm just not sure...

As much as it pains me to say this - I really am not sure about the latest or indeed the last three installments of 24. I guess there's just only so may ludicrous twists and turns that I can take without having to say 'Oh for fucks sake!' and reach for the cheese flavoured shot gun and stick it in my mouth. I was willing to suspend disbelief for the sheer adrenaline value of the first 4 seasons, and Bauer storming the base to save Heller and his daughter (who Bauer was nailing oon the sly) to the cries of Erin Driscoll screaming "Don't do it Jack!" did give me a genuine semi, however four seasons later I'm really done with the sniper on the roof/whos the mole/torture til they talk roundahouse of weak plot elements the writers seem to think still pass as good plot. I actually didn't bother wathcing the last episode of season 7 because of the Gordon-Ramsay-screwdriver-through-kevlar-kill that demolished my already weakening Bauer shaped pillar of love I had for the franchise. After Jizzworthy HBO series like The Wire, Deadwood and Generation Kill, surely its time to put Bauer to bed? Abuse and death threats welcome...