tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64591416097600346402024-02-18T19:09:59.796-08:00Word Splurge | Media & Political News Related Satire in the Digital Age ... and stuffA random splurge of thinking related loosely to current affairs, hot topics and all things happening in the big fat sexy world of digital. So kinda everything.jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-4327697088505783552011-02-21T15:05:00.000-08:002011-02-21T15:11:57.220-08:00Cake, coffee and bagels mmm...<div>Cake SEO provides search engine optimisation in Hampshire as well as surrounding areas. Find hints, tips, news and updates on SEO and online strategies today.</div><div><br /></div>Looking <a href="http://www.cake-seo.com/southampton/">Southampton SEO</a> solutions, to find the areas covered <a href="http://www.cake-seo.com/areas-covered/">click here</a>. <div><br /></div><div>I'm off for a coffee and a bagel. Mmmmmm...</div>jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-82451860776602270562011-02-09T12:01:00.001-08:002011-02-09T12:05:02.213-08:00Looking for a <a href="http://www.cake-seo.com/">free seo site audit</a>? SEO is one of those things that you know you need but may not really understand what it is or how to get it. If you are Hampshire based and require SEO be sure to check out Cake SEO for your on line visibility boost fix!jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-15391703822713949282011-02-01T15:14:00.000-08:002011-02-01T15:21:47.705-08:00Ethnic Super Zombie<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ8_DWZV1EKc81u0NXNx6btXvQbrlSeRQMpsIHsD-B-PgDqOkgt5SmwaJME4M9GpjGadG7GPCXOX1ObhrLYWiBeyyJad_XZoZpgVZOgIErjqev2gvBndnddyt34nj2li-BtBpcCO3pA3Iu/s1600/ethnic+super+zombie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ8_DWZV1EKc81u0NXNx6btXvQbrlSeRQMpsIHsD-B-PgDqOkgt5SmwaJME4M9GpjGadG7GPCXOX1ObhrLYWiBeyyJad_XZoZpgVZOgIErjqev2gvBndnddyt34nj2li-BtBpcCO3pA3Iu/s320/ethnic+super+zombie.jpg" border="0" alt="Ethnic Super Zombie" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5568864036971639698" /></a>It is true - the once legendary Ethnic Super Zombie has recruited a tribe of not so ethic and not so super soon to be zombies in the form of this 'crack' team known locally as, wait for it, the 'Ethnic Super Zombies'. This team of once nice, respectable young men has been turned into a super group of vicious and quite accurate (when not drunk) super zombies. <div><br /></div><div>Head of the group is the legendary Ethnic Super Zombie himself. A zombie so ethnic and so super it almost defies belief.<br /><br /></div>jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-90891084600832919612011-01-30T09:59:00.000-08:002011-04-11T12:54:42.222-07:00Charmed Apocalypse! Boooom!<a href="http://www.charmed-apocalypse.com/">Charmed Apocalypse Pictures</a> went live on Friday 28th January - this is a big deal if you like indie films with balls and soul and of course zombies! It is no secret (as the previous post suggested) that these two likely lads of the UK horror scene will be banging the living dead out of their debut horror feature this year, working title 'Resurrection'. Eyes and ears should be kept well and truly open wide as a zombies gape to track their progress.<div><br /></div><div>For news on <a href="http://www.1888pressrelease.com/film-makers-andy-phelps-jake-hawkins-talk-about-their-zomb-pr-293047.html">Jake Hawkins</a> & <a href="http://www.artentertainmentblast.com/film-makers-andy-phelps-jake-hawkins-talk-about-their-zombie-horror-feature-resurrection/">Andy Phelps</a> progress read the latest updates on Charmed Apocalypse Pictures website.</div>jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-40368810341552261222011-01-19T02:32:00.000-08:002011-01-19T02:38:23.247-08:00Shooting the Dead! How to fudge your way through a horror film in the UK<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJmZrI7XbbOIpgX4Es26HW9drvmt6nAEPZv39vOChEq5BOf-NzA0rYNUbmUVPdbCwRd0BlTffcFbIIQzrmYwV-FysZJOa8q6M6NQlk2wu140-xRMSZvClB93179o8G4QE2j6FO81q9QHoF/s1600/Jake+%2526+Andy+Day+1+03+b%2526w+no+grain.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 259px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJmZrI7XbbOIpgX4Es26HW9drvmt6nAEPZv39vOChEq5BOf-NzA0rYNUbmUVPdbCwRd0BlTffcFbIIQzrmYwV-FysZJOa8q6M6NQlk2wu140-xRMSZvClB93179o8G4QE2j6FO81q9QHoF/s320/Jake+%2526+Andy+Day+1+03+b%2526w+no+grain.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563843443325243394" border="0" /></a>Ever wanted to know how to bag yourself a Zombie horror flick in the UK these days? No? Well these two probably won't have much to talk to you about as it seems this is their one and only goal for 2011... ok then.<br /><br />So if you are partial to guts, blood, gore, obscenities and general larking around tom-twatishness you will get a serious rise out of the goretastic <a href="http://shootingthedead.blogspot.com/">Shooting the Dead</a> - a no holds barred account of the horriffic ups and downs these two clows will no doubt go through to bring the general public another dose of low budget awesome.jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-72768721229869844682010-11-22T05:31:00.000-08:002010-11-22T06:08:03.583-08:00Heroin Shortage in UK: Keep Calm and Carry On!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqYH8OkWPdcvNkXtLfcHb8GuGxJN7ON4NfYZ70sKJ2Th6JnQXa85bQrvD-1UGZqG3S0c37qHizpdmje7yMnuE1AwCBVDEq393SFiQ9RqMyQRDf4z2Tpi5uuNmP0Sy6f9xYmbuNdllcKIf6/s1600/opium+farmer.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 208px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqYH8OkWPdcvNkXtLfcHb8GuGxJN7ON4NfYZ70sKJ2Th6JnQXa85bQrvD-1UGZqG3S0c37qHizpdmje7yMnuE1AwCBVDEq393SFiQ9RqMyQRDf4z2Tpi5uuNmP0Sy6f9xYmbuNdllcKIf6/s320/opium+farmer.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5542375311439702498" /></a><br /><br /><br />It's a sad time for the entrepreneurial smack peddler types among us... Due to a huge shortage of opiates throughout the UK many aspiring tripple goosed up businessmen, women and children are being forced to cut their brown with 'other substances'. <br /><br />The shortage is reported to be down to a fungus that has destroyed much of the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/nov/21/heroin-shortage-uk-overdose-users">poppy croppy in Afghanistan by as much as half</a>. Sad face.<br /><br />Something needs to be done and quick, otherwise horsemen among us could be forced to chase highs from more easily accessible and less shitty products such as Bleach, <a href="http://www.tesco.com/superstore/xpi/2/xpi51883852.htm">Dettol Mildew Remover</a> or just plain gas. <br /><br />With the large number of UK forces <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1331629/Cameron-pledges-pull-troops-Afghanistan-2015.html">present in Afghanistan until 2015</a>, surely we should be doing more to protect the poppy crops of the humble opium farmer and ensure the smackheads are getting the right fix.jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-52913868577607423052010-11-20T11:06:00.000-08:002010-11-20T11:38:05.164-08:00Students Protest Against Higher Education Fees<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2WbGziDbbcOFnIyLzZRMBKHERCWLEjln_Dycs2-Mq_9oPeN0vnBZ8vFIA7ZZjV1MANfskMPOECEycauC2aAzbsa653SayOT13ITl1VvpfbYCsxy-iUoxTqZjnS3PqS1Oa3XFcXj5d1-cf/s1600/kids+with+guns.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 211px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2WbGziDbbcOFnIyLzZRMBKHERCWLEjln_Dycs2-Mq_9oPeN0vnBZ8vFIA7ZZjV1MANfskMPOECEycauC2aAzbsa653SayOT13ITl1VvpfbYCsxy-iUoxTqZjnS3PqS1Oa3XFcXj5d1-cf/s320/kids+with+guns.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5541718049323814962" /></a><br /><br /><br />F**k the fees indeed. Here's a picture of some seriously cheesed off students heading to the Tory HQ to pay Dave a visit. You can see the happy one is already regaling at the thought of spilling Tory blood...<br /><br />This is fantastic; charge the tits off of students when there's no money to go round, push higher education harder in the schools and make every Tom, Dick and Harriet feel like total wankers if they don't go to University. I went to Uni and guess what - I'd have been better starting at the bottom and working my way up because there's one tiny little incy wincy thing that guzzling watered down fosters and having sex with your friends and handing in half baked assignments doesn't give you: experience. That's right I said it - University doesn't provide working experience (particular courses might - but that bit of paper saying you're really clever really doesn't amount to jack when everyone else going for a job has one too), you have to get that yourself. Here are some crazy ideas that I believe will fix this education fiasco:<br /><br />1. Get a job after school and work your way up. While all your mates are buying £2 pints and working the 'friend' angle on their class mates bird you can be paying for high end escorts, coke and champers with all that minimum wage you accrue. <br /><br />2. Search the inter web thingy and find out a million things you never knew/wanted to know/wanted to see (delete appropriately). Seriously though, get the free information while you can before that <a href="http://seodyke.blogspot.com/2009/12/google-sucks-cu-oh-succumbs-to-murdoch.html">wretched c*nt</a> makes us pay for knowledge.<br /><br />3. Take a leaf out of Switzerland's book and create a higher education system based on apprenticeships and hands on learning. <br /><br />I'm off to by a reversible Nick Clegg hoody for rioting purposes! The side with the old polices on is red so it hides the blood...jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-56513463057600660972010-01-07T09:07:00.000-08:002010-01-08T03:08:18.117-08:00Top 5 Soap BadassesThe faces, the one liners, the rapes, the murders, the threats, the attacks, the prision sentences, the comebacks and the obligatory ITV / BBC scary/cheesy/dark and misleading advert.<br /><br />Its the top 5 Soap Badasses!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">No.5</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Dirty Den<span style="font-style:italic;"></span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtMaEfZhJTyJlR36ndbd8gAG95h28NOckXFDH65JoVsLk2fOqdzpktNYYQ1lV85tKs8S11gUob4QUqd5tapSSl4pNTupNZimauJswa4EQaNRI8B5UTNk7kol824Cp2DBtiSSiiDxRxOhT6/s1600-h/den.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 190px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtMaEfZhJTyJlR36ndbd8gAG95h28NOckXFDH65JoVsLk2fOqdzpktNYYQ1lV85tKs8S11gUob4QUqd5tapSSl4pNTupNZimauJswa4EQaNRI8B5UTNk7kol824Cp2DBtiSSiiDxRxOhT6/s320/den.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424049523691037682" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Controversial as many claim he is the ultimate. He's not. He's so old he's dead and he's so un bad ass compared to number 1 he got buried in the Vic. Ha. Great murder face though. Next!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">No.4</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Phil Mitchell<span style="font-style:italic;"></span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt_CDDae9Nlmo8B-BJcH1KPujhb2rfOqFlRAzW2f601gL8xZnM8N6CrupzMaXUnlNvSmJGoGQpuCzvwsqHdaymIIMkEPgKp5UuCyJ2p-QP3isqXQe-BeXPAMC4LACGQgZoXCyy7GtA0rD_/s1600-h/phil_mitchell150.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt_CDDae9Nlmo8B-BJcH1KPujhb2rfOqFlRAzW2f601gL8xZnM8N6CrupzMaXUnlNvSmJGoGQpuCzvwsqHdaymIIMkEPgKp5UuCyJ2p-QP3isqXQe-BeXPAMC4LACGQgZoXCyy7GtA0rD_/s200/phil_mitchell150.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424052565794965826" /></a><br /><br />He's washed up, old and has a kid so gay he makes harry potters queer aunt look like a hard ass wizard rapist. To top it all he has a hardon for a pigeon faced oud tart and probably goes straying in the other pubs around walford. If any exist. Next!<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">No.3</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Warren Fox<span style="font-style:italic;"></span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbItAdQH0-AoXPrX6j_WWoE5_c98_cSqSBM3ScnQWL6R8Mgrtp0svWdUg36X7fG8mQOyFiF4NWLp97H8P-O7Ah7zVheRld0dN1kDsuz_zJ_Tn6tEcjCHPpMUL4cvWKy8lgxMatvFfOEcUy/s1600-h/warren.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 134px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbItAdQH0-AoXPrX6j_WWoE5_c98_cSqSBM3ScnQWL6R8Mgrtp0svWdUg36X7fG8mQOyFiF4NWLp97H8P-O7Ah7zVheRld0dN1kDsuz_zJ_Tn6tEcjCHPpMUL4cvWKy8lgxMatvFfOEcUy/s200/warren.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424052221942509490" /></a><br /><br />He was a legend with THE ultimate neck-out-chin-in-yer-face move ever! But he mellowed out a bit and got soft when his retarded brother turned up. Bless him. He could never take on No.1 EVER. Next!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">No.2</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Dot Cotton<span style="font-style:italic;"></span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVZdbm-zX8ZXyQHR3_NgzuZgPK882Q_B45qFbJKEE-Wc8V_4Hr6HROyYfiWRbThupItbsq8TrS_jYQp3RxrDUlJxICD3i1us8howWsad1VPAZ_qDLNSBel0qMEKi8XnQHhsy3-a9q0Vhc0/s1600-h/cotton.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 130px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVZdbm-zX8ZXyQHR3_NgzuZgPK882Q_B45qFbJKEE-Wc8V_4Hr6HROyYfiWRbThupItbsq8TrS_jYQp3RxrDUlJxICD3i1us8howWsad1VPAZ_qDLNSBel0qMEKi8XnQHhsy3-a9q0Vhc0/s200/cotton.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424317084666808402" /></a><br /><br />Ultra controversial this one but necessary. 'Killer' Cotton has an asbo list as long as Ken Barlows amazing hair. From getting her son 'Nasty' Nick hooked on cheap sherry as a youngster to "'elp 'im sleep" to selling ciggys to underage kids outside Walford's 'Stabsville' Primary School this old crone is rotten trhough and through. A hardcore religious zealot and preacher of christian hate, she has a secretly lethal ongoing fued with every race, colour and creed in the square. And she hates extras.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">No.1</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Tony Gordon<span style="font-style:italic;"></span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvjP3Be0SVFBl1Vfho6uNQzx-rzmxWKIXM-uaBx0FBX2jOguTyXL8Bfy3oMA4El2Ikoyu2-6toHezXKFG14-MTJ35kl481w_4EoFfzWWbQeTxpYvJKrRhxL7pQrO7BkC1Esk8m9zFOoCFL/s1600-h/tony-jordan5.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 128px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvjP3Be0SVFBl1Vfho6uNQzx-rzmxWKIXM-uaBx0FBX2jOguTyXL8Bfy3oMA4El2Ikoyu2-6toHezXKFG14-MTJ35kl481w_4EoFfzWWbQeTxpYvJKrRhxL7pQrO7BkC1Esk8m9zFOoCFL/s200/tony-jordan5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424320343128750114" /></a><br /><br />Yes the legendary Tony 'Massive Multiple Coronary' Gordon is THE ultimate badass. God only knows how many lives he has taken prior to moving to Coronation Street but experts believe he could well rival Dr. Shipman. <br /><br />Known most famously for his left eye that protrudes from his skull like a gob stopper wedged up a weasles snatch, Tony Gordon is almost too evil, and made the shite soap almost bearable for all us men forced to endure the pain of the wanky story lines. <br /><br />Tonys Left eye had a hugely successful and bright career ahead of it prior to meeting Tony who had lost an eye in a bar room brawl in Manchesters notorious Black Sparrow pub, known for straying, sparrow fighting and real life cluedo on Sundays where a member of the town would be massacred and bets placed on the outcome. Tony met his soon to be new left eye in a park, high on poppers and expensive champagne. It was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Tony greedily saw his chance to make a name for himself and get out of his rut of bar fighting and straying at the weekends and greedily stuffed the poor pissed eyeball into his empty skull hole and the rest is history. The eye continues to this day to pop itself out of the murderous face of its carrier in a desperate attempt to clear its name and claw back the shattered pieces of its once blossoming career. <br /><br />To Tony and his massively over-acting left eyeball! No.1 Baddass ever!jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-22165787961501322512009-12-02T07:49:00.000-08:002009-12-02T08:22:41.617-08:00Google sucks cu... oh 'succumbs' to Murdoch...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2ZsSaM_8OZkElfHN4dq-1n1VHkJ2WevUKctvS3UUopnm35BgKmnNJaV1I46b-SFiO8qPTO1RdKkdu4dyeSu4p4Cny_qK4s-MugxqNZJs6JpeB1qqYbP_8gr46PDsATsjcBfk3ij7_0wHL/s1600-h/murdochhead.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 228px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2ZsSaM_8OZkElfHN4dq-1n1VHkJ2WevUKctvS3UUopnm35BgKmnNJaV1I46b-SFiO8qPTO1RdKkdu4dyeSu4p4Cny_qK4s-MugxqNZJs6JpeB1qqYbP_8gr46PDsATsjcBfk3ij7_0wHL/s320/murdochhead.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410674915951604018" /></a><br /><br /><br />Thats right, as this horrific candid snap shot shows it is in fact true. The forced throat fucking of Google begins with some rather public dirty talk by Murdoch. This is then answered by some very <a href="http://googlepublicpolicy.blogspot.com/">steamy foreplay</a> by the big fat pussywhipped old 'G'. Murdoch, feeling the tingle in his man'ting, recieves the txt from 'G' reading: 'cnt w8 4u 2 smashfk outame in pblc u cnt' and loudly invites his <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgrinder/2009/dec/01/false-gospel-web-murdoch-lieutenant">friends</a> to the very public Bukkake party taking place not in some seedy little garage down the back of Johns Kebab Shat'ole but on lavish silken sheets for all the worlds media to pick sides. But who will be left with the smeg on their faces...jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-62564527732220273062009-12-01T05:13:00.000-08:002009-12-01T05:49:33.497-08:0024? I'm just not sure...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNUjsh36TZNQV_2EmNSi6OC8wFnXTMEnmzI0UpKtwGc7ETX10T6c73COMA7OLTUSILlkET5US2TWd6n2X-gufQwJrooAqXFTnuZWsfqpZeF7SVQhWmSDhFsmSBydkps1pXpF43m1fjUZ9u/s1600/24.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 146px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNUjsh36TZNQV_2EmNSi6OC8wFnXTMEnmzI0UpKtwGc7ETX10T6c73COMA7OLTUSILlkET5US2TWd6n2X-gufQwJrooAqXFTnuZWsfqpZeF7SVQhWmSDhFsmSBydkps1pXpF43m1fjUZ9u/s320/24.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410264459514058386" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />As much as it pains me to say this - I really am not sure about the latest or indeed the last three installments of 24. I guess there's just only so may ludicrous twists and turns that I can take without having to say 'Oh for fucks sake!' and reach for the cheese flavoured shot gun and stick it in my mouth. I was willing to suspend disbelief for the sheer adrenaline value of the first 4 seasons, and Bauer storming the base to save Heller and his daughter (who Bauer was nailing oon the sly) to the cries of Erin Driscoll screaming "Don't do it Jack!" did give me a genuine semi, however four seasons later I'm really done with the sniper on the roof/whos the mole/torture til they talk roundahouse of weak plot elements the writers seem to think still pass as good plot. I actually didn't bother wathcing the last episode of season 7 because of the Gordon-Ramsay-screwdriver-through-kevlar-kill that demolished my already weakening Bauer shaped pillar of love I had for the franchise. After Jizzworthy HBO series like The Wire, Deadwood and Generation Kill, surely its time to put Bauer to bed? Abuse and death threats welcome...jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-59409900655729412512009-11-26T05:14:00.000-08:002009-12-01T06:10:14.683-08:00Avatar "A horrible piece of shit"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fumingpew.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/james-cameron-avatar-sam.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 427px;" src="http://fumingpew.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/james-cameron-avatar-sam.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Cameron points with a manly stern 'fuck-off' on his face as Worthington stares wide eyed (and probably has a bit of turd in his pants too). Thats because just off camera, the Budget and the Hype are double teaming the set, the crew and well, pretty much Avatar in its entirety. And with this incredible eyewitness 'review' from <a href="http://gawker.com/5412825/the-mounting-evidence-that-avatar-will-suck-part-2-an-eyewitness-account">Gawker</a> its once again clear that the sheer scale of numbers involved in blockbuster films coupled with <span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">ridiculous</span></span> hype means these films could never measure up to the legend they have already painted firmly into your little mushy grey cells.jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-28665883434204234442009-11-26T04:56:00.000-08:002009-11-26T05:07:12.534-08:00Google Social Search<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://media.bestofmicro.com/Picto-google-labs,2-F-168567-3.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 338px;" src="http://media.bestofmicro.com/Picto-google-labs,2-F-168567-3.png" border="0" alt="Google Labs" /></a><br /><br />Started seeing Google social results in the serp today, even if these were slightly...odd...seemed to be pulling mainly Gmail contacts even thoguh I'd added my <a href="http://twitter.com/jakeycboyo">twitter profile</a> very strange. <br /><br />Considering such a huge wad of my recent tweets (as with most geek males) have been based around the epic <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/nov/09/modern-warfare-call-of-duty">Modern Warfare 2</a> I was suprised to see none of these tweets picked up in the <a href="http://twitpic.com/qzxn1">social results</a>...<br /><br />Mmmm...jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6459141609760034640.post-37046013420116247632009-11-25T08:03:00.000-08:002009-11-25T08:16:21.894-08:00Murdoch: FAIL...?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNszHgGLAXZ4SWtWinnDHHJ1bSGvpwRZa6EBPaXUJqxwzt43aCcrQzxoxbU7Dh_m7Nn92p4Erkreb8qXZhG6QVuTTgyLf4GioZpN9QSZht15zKe9erS1jHrgXLcqb3BkM-9yWr8Ld0MAVS/s1600/murdoch.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 274px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNszHgGLAXZ4SWtWinnDHHJ1bSGvpwRZa6EBPaXUJqxwzt43aCcrQzxoxbU7Dh_m7Nn92p4Erkreb8qXZhG6QVuTTgyLf4GioZpN9QSZht15zKe9erS1jHrgXLcqb3BkM-9yWr8Ld0MAVS/s320/murdoch.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408073002624179058" border="0" /></a>As much as I thought this was an instantaneous fail by the mighty ink/paper dino, it seems an early thought on what his <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2009/nov/24/rupert-murdoch-bing-google">next steps might be</a> could actually become the reality. <br /><br />Yes it does look like he is squeezing an invisible gorillas tit (much like <a href="http://twitpic.com/qvqke">Brown likes to cup invisible gorillas balls</a>) however, he is infact in the midsts of a would be lethal 'Murdoch Heart Wrencher' which he is putting down on Google (who is stood just out of shot). Time will tell and a multitude of horrific posts will follow no doubt.jakeyCboyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05006761591288988192noreply@blogger.com0