It's a sad time for the entrepreneurial smack peddler types among us... Due to a huge shortage of opiates throughout the UK many aspiring tripple goosed up businessmen, women and children are being forced to cut their brown with 'other substances'.
The shortage is reported to be down to a fungus that has destroyed much of the poppy croppy in Afghanistan by as much as half. Sad face.
Something needs to be done and quick, otherwise horsemen among us could be forced to chase highs from more easily accessible and less shitty products such as Bleach, Dettol Mildew Remover or just plain gas.
With the large number of UK forces present in Afghanistan until 2015, surely we should be doing more to protect the poppy crops of the humble opium farmer and ensure the smackheads are getting the right fix.
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