F**k the fees indeed. Here's a picture of some seriously cheesed off students heading to the Tory HQ to pay Dave a visit. You can see the happy one is already regaling at the thought of spilling Tory blood...
This is fantastic; charge the tits off of students when there's no money to go round, push higher education harder in the schools and make every Tom, Dick and Harriet feel like total wankers if they don't go to University. I went to Uni and guess what - I'd have been better starting at the bottom and working my way up because there's one tiny little incy wincy thing that guzzling watered down fosters and having sex with your friends and handing in half baked assignments doesn't give you: experience. That's right I said it - University doesn't provide working experience (particular courses might - but that bit of paper saying you're really clever really doesn't amount to jack when everyone else going for a job has one too), you have to get that yourself. Here are some crazy ideas that I believe will fix this education fiasco:
1. Get a job after school and work your way up. While all your mates are buying £2 pints and working the 'friend' angle on their class mates bird you can be paying for high end escorts, coke and champers with all that minimum wage you accrue.
2. Search the inter web thingy and find out a million things you never knew/wanted to know/wanted to see (delete appropriately). Seriously though, get the free information while you can before that wretched c*nt makes us pay for knowledge.
3. Take a leaf out of Switzerland's book and create a higher education system based on apprenticeships and hands on learning.
I'm off to by a reversible Nick Clegg hoody for rioting purposes! The side with the old polices on is red so it hides the blood...
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